Introducing Animosity of the South Side Stoners
| Real Name: Adrian Vega |
| Location: Texas |
| Favourite Positions: Heavy O |
| Fav. Weapons: Mortar and plasma |
| Connection: Cable |
| Trademarks: HEAVY LOVE!!! |
| Fav. Tribes Moment: all times having been called a cheater due to simple physics of inertia |
| Sexual Preference: Miscellaneous |
| Computer Specs: 450mhz, 128mb ram, v3 (oc'ed of course), 8.4 gigs of HD, and one crappy monitor |
| Aliases: Barfkiss, Barfo, Barfman, Barfface |
| Turn ons: hamsters |
| Turn offs: N/A |