Introducing Coolio of the South Side Stoners
| Real Name: Sample. No shit, it's Sample |
| Tribe's nick: Coolio |
| Age: 24 |
| Location: Stanford, CA |
| Email: coolio@3dmecca.com |
| Webpage: N/A |
| Connection: ? |
| Trademarks: ? |
| Fav. Tribes Moment: ? |
| Sexual Preference: ? |
| Computer Specs: CPU=450, RAM=256, Hard drive=8g/1.6g, Graphics card= 16MB voodoo banshee, 3d graphics card:=12MB Voodoo2 3Dblaster, Monitor size=17", and all man, CDROM speed= 36x |
| I hate it when I'm in a match and... Some stank-ass-mutha TOUCHES my flag. I'm like, "back tha f00k up, bitch!" And then he puts my shit down and dies, like a good lil' foolio |
| You know I'm OWNING when... I prime my gren1 fully intending NOT to throw it. There's so many foolz takin' tha dirt nap around me that I get more splash damage on them if explodes IN ME, 'cuz the eager-to-die are packed so tight. Huah! |
| In an average TF/RA2 game I swear outloud and slam my keyboard... 8.612 |
| When my ISP cuts me off at the start of a match I... Burn down the University President's hizzouse. Hasn't happened yet. |
| After I spank a team of LPB's I scream out... F00kin' 0wned thoze ch1mps!!!! |
| When I need to get amped up for a match I... listen to some dark, grim shit. say some "rooster" by alice in chains and "one" by metallica (video version, with all the twisted references from "johnny get your gun, or whatever"). then, i finish it off with a round of rage against the machine. and it's all good. |
| It takes me 13 shots of tequilla till I hit the floor. ( I counted. ) |
| When I need to relax and chill out I... rape and pillage. |
| My definition of the word fried is... fry-ed: 1. that which you do to tha damn chicken, foo! 2. my brizzain. |
| I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a group of pipe toting thugs coming my way, so I... First, made then get down on theirs knees and beg for forgiveness. THEN, I kial-ed them bustas. |
| When someone cracks a Momma joke about my Mom I ... Tell my momma. And SHE kills them |